do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

orbtrender:

*plays bioshock ost in the shower* welcome to rapture

haisukka:

Go ahead. 
Ask, Seer.

Cosmo Sex Tip #384

knight-artorias:

Want to make him hard?

Freeze him in carbonite.

ectobrologist:

Drew a bunch of Johns

ace4eyes:

(=^ ω ^=)ノ((ΦωΦ))

ace4eyes:

(=^ ω ^=)((ΦωΦ))

esexist:

whenever pretty girls in my class sneeze i never say bless you because they already had thier share of blessings

cashtier:

good night

Can you draw Terezi with teal hair please? uvu
Anonymous

machopie:

woew 

gr8cosplaytips:

You see three items before you:

A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.

A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).

Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.

You can only take one. Which one do you take?